Does Anyone Even Read Hardcover Books?

I've been struggling to come up with a way to commemorate Cemetery Moon's fifteen year anniversary. I considered a giveaway. I considered a contest. I suppose I could do those things, but I've done them before and neither makes me particularly excited.

I looked into converting CM into an audiobook. That sounded really cool, but the voice is A.I. and the only thing it goes by is the text. I don't know. It's expensive, too.

Then I remembered KDP now offers to publish in hardcover. I, personally, would LOVE a hardcover version of Cemetery Moon, but I'm not so sure it would be worth re-configuring my book file to accomplish it. I still haven't been able to get into the Smashwords' file to update it because the program I wrote the eBook on is too old and obsolete. I haven't tried doing anything through Draft2Digital because I hate them. I guess, I could look into it.

Does anyone even read hardcover books anymore? I can't even sell my paperbacks. I can only imagine how a hardcover version of Cemetery Moon would go over.

So, let me know your thoughts. Hardcover, yay or nay? Comment here, PM me, email me. You know the drill.